About Us (new!)

WE ARE INK NINJAS.

...coming soon.

Three kids with a tendency to write, what's there to come soon for?
first person to make an innuendo/grammar correction gets hung out the window by their ankles


The team currently consists of Chronos, Atlas, and Mnemosyne (who says: "Guys, please fill out your profiles as soon as you can; writing them for you makes me feel unclean and inaccurate, but not putting anything in at all makes me feel downright filthy").

Chronos
Female. Roaming hobo, sadist, and metaphorical mad scientist (according to a self-written blurb). Dabbles widely in fanfiction, with an additional flair for parodying Shakespeare and general good blogsmanship all around.

FUN FACTS: plans to patent the world's very first functioning iPod taser; carries around a full mental database of Boston Legal and How I Met Your Mother quotes; is completely and utterly immovable whenever she wants to be, which is most of the time.

Atlas
Nominally male. Lecherous but keen and dangerously argumentative. Not overly fond of excessive movement, but very much enamoured with strange and sardonic fiction of the steampunk/dystopia/sci-fi kind.

FUN FACTS: thoroughly enjoyed Nabokov's Lolita (for the writing style, or so he says); collects jackets; may or may not be missing his left ear, due to an unfortunate incident at the age of fifteen involving a thick layer of charcoal and not paying enough attention to reference pictures while drawing.

Mnemosyne
Female. Pedantic, perfectionist, and occasionally completely raving mad. Is the only one of the three who does not vomit upon writing verse, but prefers sugary, top-heavy prose anyhow. Kids herself that she can write well. Kids herself about a lot of things, really.

FUN FACTS: has no mass; is easily startled; dreams about being chased a lot.