No, this isn't a test post

... because we're ninjas. Ninjas don't test, they annihilate. Unless they take a shine to the target, in which case they grab it and carry it back to their nests and sort of brood on it for a few days before realizing that a wheelbarrow, or a teacup, or an exchange student from Limoges or whatever it is that they carried off in the first place just isn't ever going to hatch into another ninja exotic bird. Because ninjas like exotic birds. Er. Nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that they're lonely, no sir. They just like birds.

</end test brooding post because dammit these things will not hatch>