Shoot 'em up

Chronos told me to. >_>

Viennese Waltz

AREN'T I A PRODUCTIVE GIRL TONIGHT THIS MORNING WHATEVER.

Well, not really; I already had most of this next story written (which is in itself not a particularly great feat seeing as the prompt was given out back in April), and it just needed a little more polishing before being technically ready for public consumption.

Ladies and gentlemen, culverts.

Sorry

Is it okay to post pieces that aren't necessarily prompted by the word of the day? 'Cause I'm having no luck with "lifework", but this was lying around in my writing folder and I'm pretty sick of looking at it.

TROLOLOLOLOL

According to the person slowly losing her sanity down below, today's word is lifework.

Why 'TROLOLOLOLOL'? Because hell, our last post was in April.

./cue timely TROLOLOLOLOL

So. Lifework. Noun. Pronounced [lahyf -wurk] (although personally I like the look of [laif] 'cept that people might pronounce it [lai-eef] instead. Oh well. Doesn't lahyf-wurk look like some species of forgotten, extinct dinosaur though? Must've been a helluva creature.

Hokay, Dictionary.com calls it "the complete or principal work,  labor, or task of a lifetime".

./stares pointedly at the word 'labor'

Well, that ain't no good. 
./promptly eats the word and expires 

WHEE WRITER'S BLOCK.  

Without warning, the blog comes violently back to life! (CPR + defibrillators, man. Don't do 'em at the same time)

WORD OF THE DAY: LIFEWORK

GET TO IT PEOPLE

PLEASE

oh god it's so quiet in here

I wonder...

...which one's more painful: hitting your head on a stone culvert, or being hit on the head with a culvert.

Culvert

Today's word: culvert.

Give me your tired, your poor, your water-channeling devices, ladies and gentlemen, or I will take them from you at gunpoint. Don't fool with me. I want my culverts and I want them now.